December 2011
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Meeting Harry Styles
Me: i love you
Harry: aw you're so sweet
me: no i literally love you we're going to fall in love and get married and the church will be filled with tulips and our first dance will be to 'torn' and then we'll honeymoon in hawaii and louis can tag along so i can watch you two have sex as well and then you'll write a song about me and we'll frolic through meadows and kiss under the stars and we'll have three children and we will call one of them larry and we will occasionally have fights but it'll always end up in sex and we'll own a house in tuscany and run a vineyard and when we both die we'll put our ashes in fireworks and have them set off over the pacific ocean
Harry: what
Me: i said i liked cats too